I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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