If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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