Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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