i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
The struggles of a small town man whore
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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