is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Randomize
