youre lurking in front of me
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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