If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
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