You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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