If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
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