fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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