Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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