i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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