I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
As shirtless as possible
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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