tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Just puked most of my soul out..
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