I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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