Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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