Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
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