Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
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