Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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