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Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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