Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I accidentally broke up with him while I was drunk which is really too bad since I'd just gotten a birth control perscription so we could start having sex.
Do you think he'd take me back if I said "dude, we need to get back together or this IUD is going to have an existential crisis for not realizing its full potential"?
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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