im gay
i know
yea but for you.
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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