Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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