how do flat chested girls get laid?
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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