She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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