Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
My sheets look like a crime scene.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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