she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
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...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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