You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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