RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
You left your underwear on the fireplace
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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