How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I'm passing your future prison.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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