Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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