If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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