Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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