she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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