Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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