just come out here and I will go home with you...
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
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