Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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