the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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