why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Randomize
