You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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