He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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