i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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