what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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