I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
Randomize
