but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
Randomize
