My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I wear drunk well.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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