He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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