That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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