I am full of burrito and curiosity
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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