Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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