How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
Randomize
