dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
You are the jesus of drinking
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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